Today's Dumbass: Drunk Guy Crashes His Car While Having Sex

Drinking is fun. Driving is fun. Sex is fun. However, when you combine any two of these things, it's a disaster...and it's an absolute catastrophe if you combine all three of them, as 25-year-old Luis Briones of New Mexico allegedly discovered. According to police, Briones drove his Ford Explorer through a red light and crashed [...]